What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink

He : Then let's have some coffee

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

Me : Thank you.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

He : I'm 24.

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : No

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Tea ?

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He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)